Outwit, Outplay, Outlast … the IRS? Not So Much.

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📅 November 16, 2025

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In the summer of 2000, America was glued to its television sets, watching a group of strangers on a deserted island in the South China Sea. It was the first season of “Survivor,” and at the center of it all was Richard Hatch, the conniving, confident, and often-naked corporate trainer who forged alliances and outsmarted everyone to become the first-ever “Sole Survivor.”

He played the game brilliantly, and for his efforts, he walked away with a check for $1 million. He had outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted his fellow castaways. But soon, he would face a new opponent, one that doesn’t play by the rules of reality TV: the Internal Revenue Service.

That Awkward Moment You Forget to Mention a Million Dollars

A few years after his big win, federal prosecutors came calling. When Richard Hatch filed his tax return for the year 2000, he conveniently forgot to mention a rather large, seven-figure sum of income. The $1 million prize was nowhere to be found.

And it wasn’t just the prize money. The government alleged he also failed to report an additional $321,000 he earned from radio appearances and another $28,000 in rent on a property he owned. It seems the “Sole Survivor” had decided the concept of “paying taxes” was something he could vote off the island.

The Defense: “I Thought They Handled It”

When the case went to trial, Hatch’s defense was, to put it mildly, a bit of a head-scratcher. He claimed that he believed the show’s producers were responsible for paying the taxes on his winnings. He argued there was an understanding that they would take care of it, a claim the show’s producers denied.

Prosecutors painted a very different picture. They argued that Hatch knew full well the tax liability was his. They showed he had taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from the prize money and spent it on personal expenses, proving he treated it as his own income. The jury, much like the final tribal council, was not swayed by his performance. He was found guilty of two counts of tax evasion.

You Can’t Vote Yourself Out of Prison

Richard Hatch’s strategic brilliance in the game of “Survivor” did not translate to the real world. For his tax crimes, he was sentenced to 51 months in federal prison. And his troubles didn’t end there. After his release, he was sent back to jail for failing to amend his tax returns and pay the back taxes, which was a condition of his supervised release.

His story is perhaps the most famous cautionary tale for anyone who comes into a sudden windfall. Here are the lessons the rest of us can learn without having to eat rats on an island:

  • All Income is Taxable: It doesn’t matter if you earned it at a 9-to-5 job, found it in a briefcase, or won it on a game show. If it’s income, the IRS wants its piece.
  • Prizes Come with Paperwork: When you win a big prize, the payer will send you and the IRS a Form 1099-MISC. This is the official “Hey, we paid this person a bunch of money” form. You can’t hide from it.
  • It’s ALWAYS Your Responsibility: Never, ever assume someone else is handling your tax obligations. The buck, both literally and figuratively, stops with you.
  • Willful Evasion is a Crime: There’s a big difference between making an honest mistake and deliberately trying to cheat the system. The latter can land you in a place with far fewer amenities than a deserted island.

Richard Hatch may have written the book on how to win “Survivor,” but he also became the poster boy for how to lose to the IRS.

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Team TaxStache is a group of tax nerds with a passion for storytelling. We believe the best way to understand the complex world of finance is through actionable and understandable advice and the unbelievable real-life stories of those who've gone up against the IRS. We're here to make taxes less intimidating and a lot more interesting.

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