How Free Beer Fueled a Tax Court Victory

😮 Wacky Tax Tales

📅 October 6, 2025

TaxStache Team

Most Tax Court stories start with a voluminous stack of paperwork and end with a migraine. But this one begins with a gas pump, a cooler full of free beer, and a genius marketer who figured out that nothing sells a tank of gas quite like a free Bud Light. It’s the rare case where the Tax Court didn’t just read the room; they raised a glass.  

Welcome to the Beer Pump

Meet our entrepreneurial hero – a small-town gas station owner. He didn’t have loyalty punch cards or branded keychains. No “buy nine tanks of gas, get the 10th free” promotions. Instead, he offered customers a cold beer along with their gas. It was less of a marketing campaign and more of a neighborhood tradition. A pit stop where you could fuel your car and get an early start on your Friday night, all in one visit.  

The locals loved it. Some rolled in for the gas, others for the frothy fringe benefit, and quite a few for both. The station became a community hub – half service station, half social club. And business? Booming. Turns out, nothing pairs with unleaded quite like a pilsner.

When the IRS Came Knocking (But Not for a Drink)

Eventually, the beer tab wound its way into the business’ tax return as a marketing expense. And that’s when the IRS said: “Excuse me … you deducted what?” 

They argued the beer was a personal gift, not a legitimate business cost. The mood was less “happy hour” and more “show us your receipts.”

The Tax Court Taps In

Undeterred, the owner took his case to Tax Court. His argument? Beer was cheaper than other sales gimmicks, and it worked. Customers came back, and his sales continued to trend upward.

Surprisingly, the court agreed. Complimentary beer, they ruled, was “ordinary and necessary” for his business model. It wasn’t a frivolous giveaway; it was a calculated marketing strategy that drove (literal) traffic. 

This set a new and interesting precedent: if a complimentary item, even something like beer, serves as a direct business objective, the IRS might accept it as a legitimate business expense.        

A Toast to Tax Creativity

In a surprising turn, the Tax Court effectively endorsed the use of creative advertising. The lesson? You can think outside the box, just make sure your “outside the box” isn’t obviously for personal fun.

This story has since been retold in tax seminars, CPA dinner parties, and the occasional bar stool conversation. The moral is clear: if you want to claim it, prove it works for business. Uncle Larry’s six-pack for the family reunion? Not deductible. A six-pack that gets customers in the door? That’s a different story. 

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TaxStache Team

Team TaxStache is a group of tax nerds with a passion for storytelling. We believe the best way to understand the complex world of finance is through actionable and understandable advice and the unbelievable real-life stories of those who've gone up against the IRS. We're here to make taxes less intimidating and a lot more interesting.

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